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Owen’s Law

Owen’s Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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Statistics

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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Biomechanics

Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach-ability of the area.

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Clear Conscience

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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Anthony’s Law

Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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Bell’s Theorem

Bell’s Theorem: As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring.

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Plagiarism

To steal from one author is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. – Wilson Mizner.

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Gene Pool

You! Out of the gene pool… Now!

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Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Success

If at first you don’t succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

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