Owen’s Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Zadra’s Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach-ability of the area.
Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Bell’s Theorem: As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring.
To steal from one author is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. – Wilson Mizner.