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Rush Hour

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams

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The Unexpected

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

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Maturity

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

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Skydiving

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Diplomacy

Diplomacy: The art of letting someone have your way.

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Success

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

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Rules

There is an exception to every rule, except this one.

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Computers

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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Telekinesis

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

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Owen’s Law

Owen’s Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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