Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? – Robin Williams
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Diplomacy: The art of letting someone have your way.
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
There is an exception to every rule, except this one.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Owen’s Law: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.